Eva: If you don't come check on your account I am going to take some of your money away!!!
Me: I am at work right now and I'll stop by the bank once I get off.
Eva: You're at work?! WHO is your boss?
Me: dishes... Mr. Dish is my boss' name.
Eva: haha! Mr. Dish?! That's funny!!! Is that your job to stand around and tell jokes all day?
(this has been another installment of (bleep) my daughter says)